Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Holiday, Celebrate.

Halloween JUST happened, Thanksgiving is a week away, and already we're knee-deep in the holiday ad trenches with Jane Seymour Open Heart Pendants, Hess collectors trucks and those bumbling red & green M&M's. These premature cheery ads serve as a not-so-subtle reminder that December 25th is a mere 39 days away. We typically reject the notion of the Holidays until the week before, hurling ourselves into a full fledged panic, praying to Rudolph that we'll find parking at the mall.
Not this year. No. This year we are joining the minority of people ("adults," we think they're called) who have their shit together. Over the next few weeks, we're going to share with you the official CharmedCity Holiday Gift Guide, beginning with...
Something Special for Your Gay Bestie

He works hard making you laugh while simultaneously pointing out your love handles. For your BFF, we recommend:

...because New Directions is still lacking a lyrical Tenor
...because you can't afford Babs ticket prices 

...because you can borrow it

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