We NEED one of these for next summer. We could get some oars, toss our vessel in the harbor and paddle to the party barge, Little Havanas and Nicks. After enough booze we could even venture over to Fells. To pay for our luxury cruiser, we'll use the umbrella and outside as ad space. We'll hire hot dudes to man the oars and to wave to all the drunk chicks on the Pirate ship while we slam beers and wonder aloud just how many extra arms we would grow were we to take a dip in the fetid harbor.
If anyone wants to buy ad space for our pipe dream, we'll take you on cruise.
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